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Friday, January 02, 2009
Post-Traumatic Holiday Fatigue.
I'm sure the Valentine's Day crap is already up in the stores. With the M&M's that don't taste any different but for a "limited time" you can "enjoy" them in pink--not that I hate pink. I actually quite like it but I feel like a lab rat being tested to see if I'm happier when I eat the regular multicultural ones or when I eat the pinkos. Why can't we just merge all of these holidays? We could have a Santa Claus Vampire who eats nothing but ham and turkey, washes it down with champagne and has a fire cracker coming out of his ass!! And we could call it..."Saturday."