I'm sure the Valentine's Day crap is already up in the stores. With the M&M's that don't taste any different but for a "limited time" you can "enjoy" them in pink--not that I hate pink. I actually quite like it but I feel like a lab rat being tested to see if I'm happier when I eat the regular multicultural ones or when I eat the pinkos. Why can't we just merge all of these holidays? We could have a Santa Claus Vampire who eats nothing but ham and turkey, washes it down with champagne and has a fire cracker coming out of his ass!! And we could call it..."Saturday."---End of Transmission---
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It IS up in the stores... I set foot in the local Mall Wart today, and they had all kinds of Valentine's crap out.
Scheise.
Valentine's Day is o.k. with me because it is Mrs. Snave's birthday, but geez... I loathe places like Mall Wart and the way they get such an early start on holidays.
Your idea of merging all the holidays together is right on, except then we would have to endure the bullcrap 365 days a year.
But then again, we already do! Heh!
Snave:
I can see how Valentine's Day would be more meaningful for you and your wife with it being her birthday.
I think we could celebrate the holiday of "Saturday" on just one Saturday out of the year.
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