Wednesday, April 16, 2008
You Don't Speak for Me Georgie Boy.
Day two of Popeapalooza and the American media is covering the Pope's visit as if it was the second coming of Jesus. Apparently CNN is now the Catholic News Network. I don't mind the media reporting on the visit as it is a famous person but the constant coverage is nauseating.
They should just do updates and leave the rest for that Catholic cable channel. Over on MSNBC they were mentioning how the Pope is going to talk about healthy sexuality within the confines of marriage. It's laughable that a celibate monk is going to lecture others about sex!!! In addition, the media is now wondering what impact the Pope's visit could have on the election!!! Are you kidding me??? If I hear the candidates being asked about the Pope's visit tonight in the Philly debate then I'm going to drive my Atheist horns through a couch pillow. What? Didn't you know that we Atheists all have horns?
Can you imagine if the media gave the same coverage by a visit of the famous British Atheist Richard Dawkins? For one it would never happen but IF it somehow happened you would probably see riots in the streets, complete with people burning science textbooks.
So Bush greeted the Pope today at the White House and proceeded to stand at the front of the peoples' house and lecture us all that Amurika's real leader is, "God the Creator." In addition to "reminding" us all that the reason people are "moral" in Amurika is because of "God." So true. We Atheists are always trying to kill, rape, pillage and cannibalize the women and children but because of noble, "God" fearing superiors like Bush we are foiled time and time again. CURSES!!! (shakes fist in the air).
Hmmm, I wonder how water boarding fits into the New Testament? Hey Bush, try and explain away and justify THAT one to the guy you worship who just so happens to have been tortured to death. Maybe you should try reading your Bible right side up next time.
Meanwhile, back at the White House Bush had this to say to the Pope after his address, "Awesome speech." I'm shocked that he didn't add, "dude" at the end of that sentence.
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