Rae Oliver discovered the stone last week.
"So I pick it up and, lo and behold, it's Jesus! And I'm examining it and looking at it and I turn it around and on the other side is George Washington."GOI: Hmm, it looks to me like a head of one of those stone statues on Easter Island. Maybe "God" is telling us to worship the Easter Island "Gods."
It does though look a bit like George Washington but not like any picture of Jesus that I've seen, in the least. Why George Washington I wonder? What about a picture of Moses, Peter or what about Mary? Washington didn't attend church that much and did not take communion. In all his writings he never mentioned, "Jesus Christ." He even mentioned that he would consider those of all beliefs when hiring workers to work on Mount Vernon, including non-religious Atheists!! THE HORROR!!! It seems that based on the evidence, Washington was more of a Deist then a Christian. So why would "God" send us this rock looking like George Washington when George Washington was more likely a Deist and most Deists reject miracles and believe that God doesn't interfere with human life? Sending us such a rock definitely interferes with human life.
The thing that I find humorous about all these supposed cases of seeing Jesus in rocks, doors and cheese sandwiches is that we have no historical evidence AT ALL as to what Jesus looks like. And all those that have been invented all look different. For all we know Jesus was black.
Her neighbor, Ron Mozitis, says it took him a few hard looks before seeing Christ's image. Rock in hand he says "I see President Bush with his mouth open. No wait... when you look at it like this I definitely see the profile of Jesus."
The meaning of this can be left up to interpretation. Oliver says she sees the G.W. initials of George Washington proclaiming God's Wisdom. And the likeness of Jesus on the other side? "It's a sign of the times to come and we have to change and be kinder and more God like."GOI: And how does she plan to use the rock to "change" our greedy, materialistic, selfish society and become more "God like?" Why, by selling her divine rock on Ebay of course!!
Oliver says she doesn't have any big plans for the two faced rock. She says for now she's reserved a special place on her mantle for it. Or, "eBay is a possibility."
She says it's a gift from God coming just in time for Christmas.GOI: So she plans on thanking "God" for this gift by selling it. Nice. Because nothing says "Thanks for the supernatural, rare, divine, thoughtful gift" like turning around and selling it for as much money as you can get. Only in America.
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