Monday, July 30, 2007

Bush Claims to Know Whether Leaders are Worthy or Not

American President George W. Bush said the following of Prime Minister Gordon Brown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in a press conference after their first meeting today:

I do congratulate the Prime Minister [of the United Kingdom, Gordon Brown] for his steady and quick response in the face of a significant threat to the homeland--You've proved your worthiness as a leader and I thank-you for that.

GOI: Gee George, that must mean a lot to Mr. Brown coming from you. Bush isn't worthy of carrying anyone's jock strap let alone walking around and deeming leaders "worthy" of their position as if he is some kind of pillar of morals and values. Some people have the opinion that he thinks he's king or emperor but the reality is that he thinks he's "God"--or at the very least thinks he is "God's" prophet.

Bush has clearly shown himself to be one of the most worthless president's in American history. I don't know how anyone can even debate that anymore.

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6 comments:

Undeniable Liberal said...

Bwahahahaha! Yeah, like Chimpy McSmirky is qualified to judge what a good leader is. Woohoo! To funny.

pissed off patricia said...

He isn't worthless if you need somebody who can fuck things up beyond all recognition. If you need lots of dead people and a country ripped all to shit, george is your guy.

Brent said...

I agree with Patricia, King George is your guy if you need something fucked up beyond all recognition. Also if you need a loyal puppy, he is your man.

James said...

Liberal:

Yeah, it's a good one. I should submit it to the joke section of the "Readers Digest."

PoP and Brent:

True, very true.

American Scot said...

The "King of Fuck-ups!"
Of course he'd think that Gordon Brown is a good leader! Ask any self respecting Scot the same question and they'd likely fall over laughing!

James said...

AS:

Yeah Brown is a sell-out.