The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet. She had spent five days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
James: What a joke. If this is was you or I we'd still be sitting there starring at the concrete walls and bared door. Ya think her multi-multi millionare father had anything to do with springing the spoiled heiress?? Of course. I guess prison is now the new rehab for celebrities.
What a hardship to have to serve ones time in a mansion.
According to TMZ reports Paris was having trouble sleeping, eating, was constantly crying and cracking from the stress. I bet you anything that was the "medical condition." That and/or she "threatened" suicide which still shouldn't get her out of prison but simply placed under suicide watch either still in prison or in a mental health facility.
Maybe she'll make a new "amateur porn flick" titled, "Four Nights in Jail" as a sequel to, "One Night in Paris" which made her "famous."
She'll probably now complain that the ankle bracelet that she now has to wear clashes with all of her designers shoes and will therefore get it removed. Then again maybe they can get one in pink since the LAPD will do anything for her. Either that or she'll get it removed because it leaves a red mark and causes her "stress" and makes her cry, not eat and lose sleep.
Maybe she'll do a spin off from her t.v. show, "The Simple Life" calling it, "The Criminal Life."
She must have fallen apart when she found that prison cells were nothing like a Hilton hotel room--with not even a mini-bar!! Maybe she told the prison officials that she doesn't look good in orange and since they didn't have jump suits in pink she developed this "medical condition."
I'm not the least surprised that Hilton couldn't back up her "tough talk" before heading into jail:
I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” said Hilton, without giving details. “But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else. I’m going to do the time, I’m going to do it the right way.
UPDATE: TMZ is saying that the apparent "medical condition" was that she was having a "break down." Duh. That's what prison is supposed to do--break you down!!!
I wouldn't normally blog about her and her ilk but this one really pissed me off.
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