Bush yesterday on Iraq:
(yelling in that annoying, condescending, whiny voice)
It's not a civil war--It's pure evil!!
GOI: Umm, ah--what???. A civil war is pretty damn evil. Fellow countrymen killing each other and their grandparents mothers, wives and kids?? It's not exactly an angelic endeavor!! Why do they even let him talk and go out in public anymore? He's beyond an embarrassment. He's like the family drunk that gets up and always makes a fool of himself during family gatherings making everyone not only embarrassed but very uncomfortable. Getting up and mooning the bride at a wedding, hitting on his 13 year old cousin--that kind of thing.
He's not even fit to run a school. He'd declare war on the janitorial staff because they wield heavy-duty chemical cleaning supplies. Certainly products that President Silver Spoon up His Ass wouldn't recognize. So inevitably he would label them as terrorists holding WMD to wipe out the entire school. He'd be calling in the secret service and rent-a-cop's to take out the evil-doing, traitorous, smarter-then-him, janitors.
Sorry it's been awhile since I've written on this blog. I've been in the political news but now I'm back rested and ready to dish out some serious snark and spit-fire analysis.
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6 comments:
Nice to see you back, and love the snarky.
Bush is the quintessential guy with a log in his own eye seeing specs in everybody else's. How many times has he announced concern that the actions of others are sending the wrong message? Meanwhile, his actions are batting way above .300 at drawing the ire of the world.
James, snark is good!
Joec, I'd say that maybe a fielding average, like .990, might be more applicable here than something like a .300 batting average, but I love your analogy!
Nice picture of the Boy King, James. He is like a spoiled child who seems to not understand or respond to "No". I don't advocate physical punishment for children, but in Bush's case I might make an exception. A 6th grade teacher of mine was very proud of his paddle... it had about six air holes drilled through it so my teacher could swing it faster and give the offending student a bigger wallop! If I can get a couple of you to help me hold the Boy King down over my lap, I will paddle him good, and my conscience won't suffer.
...no the stuff at the end of Time Bandits was "pure evil". Iraq was just a really BAD idea
He's like the family drunk that gets up and always makes a fool of himself during family gatherings making everyone not only embarrassed but very uncomfortable.
I wish that drunkeness was his problem, then maybe we could chalk all this up to a bit too much-o-the-sauce. Sadly...
Liberal:
Thanks man.
Joe:
Ha!! Yeah thanks for the laugh. I wouldn't trust him any further then I throw him.
Snave:
Boy King indeed. I'd like to see his limo be the lead car in some of these convoys in Iraq. Let's see where his courage really lies. He talks big and swaggers like the wrestler Macho-Man Randy Savage. However, as we all know, "pro-wrestling" (not the real sport) is fake. Just like Bush and his John Wayne machismo.
Whether we want to admit it or not our national image is John Wayne not the American Eagle. We think that we can ride into town, shoot up the place, somehow kill all the "bad guys" and watch the towns people give up their first born and otherwise worship us.
It's time for this country to get off of the fake movie sets of the theme park "America-Land" and actually pay attention to the real world for once.
Fashion Girl:
Ha!! Yeah.
Kvatch:
Good point. If he was drinking at least we could throw him in detox. Yes, sadly there is no cure for dumb-assitis.
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