Thursday, April 05, 2007
Bush Doesn't Know Evil from Evil Knievel
Bush yesterday on Iraq:
(yelling in that annoying, condescending, whiny voice)
It's not a civil war--It's pure evil!!
GOI: Umm, ah--what???. A civil war is pretty damn evil. Fellow countrymen killing each other and their grandparents mothers, wives and kids?? It's not exactly an angelic endeavor!! Why do they even let him talk and go out in public anymore? He's beyond an embarrassment. He's like the family drunk that gets up and always makes a fool of himself during family gatherings making everyone not only embarrassed but very uncomfortable. Getting up and mooning the bride at a wedding, hitting on his 13 year old cousin--that kind of thing.
He's not even fit to run a school. He'd declare war on the janitorial staff because they wield heavy-duty chemical cleaning supplies. Certainly products that President Silver Spoon up His Ass wouldn't recognize. So inevitably he would label them as terrorists holding WMD to wipe out the entire school. He'd be calling in the secret service and rent-a-cop's to take out the evil-doing, traitorous, smarter-then-him, janitors.
Sorry it's been awhile since I've written on this blog. I've been in the political news but now I'm back rested and ready to dish out some serious snark and spit-fire analysis.
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