By Eric Gorski
Denver Post Staff Writer
Denver Post
The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.
That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.
The Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur also said the four-man oversight board strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work instead of Christian ministry if Haggard and his wife follow through on plans to earn master's degrees in psychology.
GOI: Does he get some kind of certificate now to show everyone that he passed the brain washing course?? Obviously they "cured" him!! There is NO WAY that they would go through their "program" and then say, "Well we failed. Jesus wasn't up to the task and he is incurably gay." Of course their "program" succeeded and it's a "miracle." What a bunch of hocus-pocus non-sense.
Would you want a repressed paster in denial working as your psychologist or psychiatrist?? How ironic that a repressed individual in denial wants to become involved in psychology to helps others with their denial and repression issues, etc!! This guy just sinks deeper and deeper into the bog of dysfunction and identity crisis. There is a part of me that really feels compassion and sympathy for this man. Talk about stress!! To "cure himself" he now has to live an even bigger lie then he was living before. I'm sorry but you don't just have a gay love affair and then claim later that you are "cured" from having those thoughts and urges ever again!!
"I'm glad that's behind him. Now he can get back to condeming gays to hell."
-Jim
"I realize faith-based science doesn't actually NEED proof but I wonder, how exactly did they test him to make sure he was straight again?"
-MikeDu
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14 comments:
He's cured until he sees the Blue Oyster Club. Then he will become a hippie-lovin, war opposing, gay-rights activist that he knows deep down inside that he wants to be. He'll also have a gay lover named Harry.
Brent:
I just hope he didn't see Prince on the Superbowl half-time show with his purple, phallus guitar behind that curtain. He'd a been a goner for sure.
Would you want a repressed paster in denial working as your psychologist or psychiatrist??
Well...I think that we all know where the good reverend is going with this. He's going to go into the business of "curing" homosexuals.
Kvatch:
Yep, I expect to hear more from the newly "heterosexual" pastor.
Were they able to cure his crystal meth addiction as well?
Thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus, for this miracle.
Ahhhhh....men.
Have you seen this?
That's hilarious Lynne!! Thanks for sharing. Hehe...
Hilarious joke from Conan O'Brian about this story. I got the idea to post this from Undeniable Liberal
"Ted Haggard, the minister who was caught with a gay prostitute, has just finished a three-week sex addiction program. He says he is now 'completely heterosexual.' Haggard says he will prove he is completely heterosexual by having sex only with men who are completely heterosexual" --Conan O'Brien
Now they can get to work on that tiny little Meth Habit.
Liberal:
Oh that'll be no problem. After all he has Jesus on his side. He turned water into wine so I'm sure that he can cover "the meth." Maybe he'll turn it into bibles. Or condoms for the good reverend.
PT:
That crazy Jesus...always doing zany tricks.
I'm a big fan of Jesus because of that water into wine thing....it was his first miracle, so at least we know that He had his priorities straight and will keep the party going.
Liberal:
True but for Jesus' sake I hope that wine isn't French wine!! You know how much these Bible bashers hate anything French!!!
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