THIS JUST IN!!! GOI has learned that Anna Nicole Smith died. I bet I'm the first one to tell you because it's hard to find on the news. I had to dig around to find this story (I hope you notice the sarcasm here because I'm laying it on pretty thick).The death of at least 14 service members in the past 3 days in Iraq isn't as important as the death of a "B" list celebrity!! Come on people!!! Where are your sense of priorities? The Smith story requires wall to wall coverage. We need to know when the principles in this case have a bowel movement damn it!!
Besides!!! The Iraq war is sooo 2006!!
However, I will dip a toe into this cesspool for a second but only to crack a joke:
I guess everyone is now saying that they are the father of her baby. The latest being Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. I wonder if Teddy Bear Haggard will say he's the father to try and prove that he's now on the "straight and narrow."
Sure her death is tragic but it should have been a 2 minute story and run on the lower screen ticker after that.
By the way, this is my 1,001st post. Pretty lame and disappointing post to mark this occasion huh? But then again, what do you expect when the news is canceled??
6 comments:
I hate to point out the obvious, but you've gotta admit that the War in Iraq just doesn't have ginormous breasts.
And no, I'm not the father of her baby, in spite of all the rumors going around the internets.
Congrats on the 1K post milestone, James.
I can't believe you James! You want the news to cover the Iraq War? That is only the most important event happening in the world right now. Anna Nicole Smith is a wannabe celebrity. She deserved all the coverage that she received by me. None.
BTW, congrats on you 1K postings. Continue doing good work.
I like that angle.....haggard claiming to be the father, and why not, the sheeple in this United States of Amnesia would eat it up.
The sheeple do love their shallow distractions. Sad, isn't it?
B-list celebrity? You're giving her way too much credit.
PT:
Well said. However, there are a couple of boobs running the war.
I think the real father or her baby is Kevin Federline. He sure has been busy in the father department. He seems to be able to get a woman preggo just by standing next to her. So I'd have to throw his hat in the ring too.
Thanks for the congrats everyone!!
Brent:
Yeah, Iraq is going so well that I can see why they moved on to Anna.
Liberal:
They WOULD eat it up. They love to put lipstick on a pig. It's very sad. The sheeple are like dogs and cats...distracted by shiny objects.
Fashion:
Oops, I meant to say "D" list celebrity. For one it rhymes with "B.
" Although perhaps it would be more accurate to call her a "Double D" celebrity.
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