THIS JUST IN!!! GOI has learned that Anna Nicole Smith died. I bet I'm the first one to tell you because it's hard to find on the news. I had to dig around to find this story (I hope you notice the sarcasm here because I'm laying it on pretty thick).
The death of at least 14 service members in the past 3 days in Iraq isn't as important as the death of a "B" list celebrity!! Come on people!!! Where are your sense of priorities? The Smith story requires wall to wall coverage. We need to know when the principles in this case have a bowel movement damn it!!
Besides!!! The Iraq war is sooo 2006!!
However, I will dip a toe into this cesspool for a second but only to crack a joke:
I guess everyone is now saying that they are the father of her baby. The latest being Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. I wonder if Teddy Bear Haggard will say he's the father to try and prove that he's now on the "straight and narrow."
Sure her death is tragic but it should have been a 2 minute story and run on the lower screen ticker after that.
By the way, this is my 1,001st post. Pretty lame and disappointing post to mark this occasion huh? But then again, what do you expect when the news is canceled??