GOI: This explains it all
U.S. President George Bush told the NHL champion Carolina Hurricanes Friday he likes to be "around people that keep expectations low," "I like to be around people that keep expectations low," Bush said. "Instead of listening to the prognosticators, this team had a 112-point season. They had 52 wins. They win the Stanley Cup. They're here at the White House. Congratulations to you."
GOI: Offffff COURSE ya do. After all, you like those "half-glass full kind of guys!!" (wink). Well don't worry. We certainly have low expectations with you sir!! Lower then snake hips in fact. Indeed, I think I have higher expectations of a prostitute that I do of our Clown-in-Chief.
For him turning the tee vee on is a a major triumph.
The fact that he's our president makes me feel like I'm living in a bad Animal House rip off where the stupid jock becomes Dean of the university. "Only in the movies" people always said.
That was until Jo-jo the Idiot Boy came along.
This ranks up there with him saying his greatest moment as president was catching a big fish.
He's proof that there is no "God."
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