Genius George Dubya

Delirious George held a formal press conference today at the "Western" White House (which always annoys me because Texas is in the SOUTH West) . Anyway, during this conference Bush was trying in vain to prove that Iraq was not in the midst of a civil war. In doing so, he said Iraq isn't in a civil war because the citizens voted against a civil war and that was that.

Where did this guy learn his political science??? The back of a cereal box???

He apparently thinks that some how holding a vote creates a superhero who prevents people from engaging in a civil war!! He's living in a comic book world!!! You can not expect a civil war will not break out simply because people voted!!! It's like thinking a serial killer will not kill you if you just close your eyes and say, "There is no serial killer in front of me right now!"

Waring militias do NOT recognize the voting process idiot!!! OBVIOUSLY!!! It's like expecting and thinking that no one would ever dare commit a crime simply because there is a "law" against such activity. If you stick your head in the sand then you're going to get your ass kicked and that's exactly what's happening.

"CONDI!!! WHY ARE THEY KILLING EACH OTHER?!!! WHY AREN'T THEY LISTENING TO ME!!! I'M THE LEADER!!! MAKE THEM LISTEN TO ME!!! MAKE THEM STOP CONDI!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Don't they know it's ILLEGAL TO KILL IN A DEMOCRACY?!!!

DON'T THEY KNOW THEY ARE LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY?!!! DEMOCRACIES DON'T FALL INTO CIVIL WAR!!! You say America was a democracy when we fell into a civil war in the mid 1800's??? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!! (Covers ears and yells loudly, "LALALALALA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!! LALALALALA"

Good God.

We've have a 5 year old for our President and leader of the free world.

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