What is up with blogger lately?? My GOD it needs like 25 bran muffins to get things "moving" again. Blogger use to be a spry, young thing and now it acts like some geriactric with a walker who forgets to take their daily dose of fiber and B vitamins. It needs a serious enema to clean out all the blogs that just sit there day after day without anyone adding anything. Then there are the blogs with all the crazy icons that float all over the place and these "Rainbow Bright" sites (as I like to call them) probably take half the server down just to run all their bells and whistles. Trying to comment lately on any blog has been like asking for permission to drive the family car when you were 16. Sometimes it works but most of the time it doesn't. I feel like I win the lottery everytime that blogger actually kicks into the comment screen.
Anyway, I am still slidding down the slope of sickness and apparently have several razor blades lodged in my throat so that everytime I swallow I am met with cutting, searing pain. Yey!!
Well, It is St. Patricks Day and I guess I am supposed to wear something green or I'll get my ass kicked. As a kid it was that you would get pinched but I think it gets worse as you get older. So much so that by the time you're a senior citizen I think you get stabbed if you don't wear green. Yeah I think that's right. Being Scottish I have never really celebrated St. Patricks Day but it IS a nice excuse to drink oneself into next week so I can't be too upset over it. I mean, any holiday which revolves around drinking until you pass out is o.k. with me. Also, I've never figured out how many beers it takes until you see the leprechauns. I drink and I drink but the only thing I ever see is double vision and fuzzy outlines of people before I blackout. And the gold at the end of the rainbow?? I'll save you a bunch of time looking for THAT because it's a bunch of bullshit. The only rainbow and "gold" that I usually see on St. Paddy's day is my arching, golden rainbow of piss.
O.k., back to the "mainstream media" (I'm jumping around more then an Amsterdam hooker in heat in August). Anyway, last night CNN, FOX and MSNBC were covering the following stories: The Robert Blake verdict (he was found innocent if didn't know), Scott Peterson officially gets death, and I didn't check but I'm sure Larry King was talking with Dr. Phil again. The only news agency who actually covered "the news" (remember that? THE NEWS??) was NBC News with Brian Williams. They were covering "boring" stories like the vote to drill in the Artic National Wildlife refuge, what Bush is up to and the goings on in the rest of the world (who wants to hear about what the REST of the world is up to? I mean, we all know that America is the only important country in the world, right? RIGHT?? **rolls eyes**). NBC News even covered the war in Iraq!! Oh my god remember that??!! I know, I know the Iraq War is SOO last month but hey, I still want to know what's going on over there. Call me crazy!! (It certainly wouldn't be the first time).
That's all for now. I think I'm going to lie down for a bit and read (These days I'm reading, "The Zen of Living and Dying"). Anyway, I better go poop.
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