I've thought about getting a dog for a long time now but then it would just get sick and die and I really can't be bothered with all that! Ha!! Sounds pretty damn cold I know but hey it's the goddamnest truth.
I think I'll just stick with my plants.
Much easier to maintain.
LLLoooow maintenance is the key to my life right now.
Maybe I'll get a pet when I'm an old, dying fart bag but for now, nope. Not gonna happen.
As for kids your ask??
Next question please.
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